Sunday Funnies: Haley Fakes Fan Mail
I’ve heard of women in offices sending themselves flowers on Valentine’s Day to make their female colleagues jealous but a presidential candidate sending themselves their own fan mail is something new.
Haley posted this tweet late Thursday evening, ostensibly containing fan mail from various voters.
Not since 60 Minutes’ Dan Rather ran Vietnam War documents claiming George W. Bush did not finish his military service (that were produced on Microsoft Word) has a fraud been so obvious.
Even former Harvard President Claudine Gay said “Stealing other people’s words is one thing, but making them up is too far!”
In the first image, obviously intended to resemble a child’s handwriting, there is a glaring logical error. “I’m an Independent and I have voted for the BEST candidate every election cycle and this year, it’s Nikki!” the slightly off-center letter states.
Just one problem; children can not vote.
“Mary A.” could not have voted for any candidate now or in the past if she is less than 18 years old.
Moreover, the “handwriting” is unmistakably a computer typescript. The letters are all evenly spaced, there are no pressure variations in the ink, and the “paper” lacks the slightly distant look of a scanned document.
Twitter users were quick to point out the inauthenticity of the letter.
The stylized typeface is one of several thousands of fonts available on the popular writing website DaFont.com.
The second fan letter was more glaring.
The first sign of something fishy is that any person believes Haley is “conservative.” 70% of Haley voters in the New Hampshire Primary were registered Democrats who, lacking a sanctioned primary of their own, voted in the Republican race to try to defeat Donald Trump.
The second issue is that Haley could not have received the Gmail message because the message had never been sent.
The “Send” button is prominently indicated in a blue rectangle in the corner. This means that “Michael B.” never sent the message Haley claims to have received.
The implications here are obvious; the N in NSA stands for Nikki. Nikki Haley hacked supporter’s phones and read their messages before they could send them!
—Either that or these are fake messages created by Haley (or her staff) to give the impression of support.
Oh, how campaign time and millions in donor dollars are well spent!
The GOP establishment has picked another winner!
Why has no one contacted the “Ministry of Truth” at the Biden Whitehouse, this HAS TO BE some form of online MISINFORMATION? Where is Twitter’s new Community Note feature when you need one?
Remember when PETA’s perennial Thanksgiving Day whining got slammed by a Community Note about carnivorous Turkeys? Surely another such note is warranted here.
In any event, Haley’s alleged “supporters” are as believable as the cardboard cutout fans the MLB used to use during the pandemic.
This obvious fib of fanfare should prompt a thorough reexamination of Haley’s other statements.
Haley has repeatedly claimed that her husband is stationed abroad in Africa. This is why we never see him, she claims.
But I remember the nerds having similar excuses for their totally real girlfriends who just happened to go to a different high school.
Might be worth looking into. Especially after several men claim to have had sexual dalliances with Haley during her time as an elected official in South Carolina (more on that in tomorrow’s Gossip Graham).
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CREDIT: Evan Russo played a producer’s role in the production of this story. Evan first discovered and highlighted Haley’s tweet and its errors, among other contributions.