Drinking Game: Trump-Harris Debate
Trump vs. Harris Presidential Debate Drinking Game 🥂🍻
Get ready for the ultimate political showdown! Whether you're here for the drama, the zingers, or just a reason to drink, this game will keep you on your toes (or flat on your couch). Grab your favorite drink, rally your crew, and let the chaos commence!
🍺 Basic Rules:
Sip = 1 small drink (beer, wine, cocktail).
Gulp = 2-3 large sips. Pace yourself!
Finish Your Drink = Time to chug, champ! 😎
🎯 Sip Every Time:
Trump says "Fake news" or attacks the media.
Harris says "Let me be clear" (or any lawyer-y phrasing).
Anyone interrupts the moderator (classic).
Kamala denies being the Border Czar
Trump brags about “the greatest economy ever” or any "YUGE" achievement.
Harris says she will fix the economy she is presiding over
Trump makes a “word salad” barb at Kamala
Harris laughs to deflect a tough question.
Trump says something like "Sleepy Joe" or throws shade at Democrats.
Harris mentions “equity” or "systemic injustice."
Trump brings up the Biden Coup
Kamala says something about being a prosecutor and J6 together
Either candidate blames the other for division in America.
🎯 Gulp Every Time:
Harris says anything vaguely poetic about the future, using words like “hope” or “unity” or “being unburden by what has been”
Trump mentions China or Mexico.
Either of them talks over the moderator for more than 15 seconds.
Trump calls himself the best at something.
Harris accuses Trump of a threat to democracy.
Harris steals a policy position from the GOP
Either candidate awkwardly dodges a direct question.
Trump mentions his crowd sizes or rallies.
David Muir asks an extremely biased question
Harris says "our democracy is at stake” or the like
🎯 Finish Your Drink If:
Either candidate drops a mic-worthy insult (you’ll know it when you hear it).
If there is a prolonged fight (more than 90 seconds) about the COVID vaxx
Trump references Kamala’s sultry past in any capacity (bonus if it mentions Montel Williams or blow jobs).
Harris says she’s "making history" or references her identity (throttle if following this rule would kill you)
Someone says something SO ridiculous that it becomes an instant meme.
Trump or Harris point out that David Muir is an undeserving successor to Diane Sawyer
💀 Wildcard Rule: If the debate devolves into chaos and the moderator completely loses control, take a big gulp and pray for the country.
Disclaimer: Don’t be stupid with this. Don’t drive. Call an Uber. Etc Etc Etc.
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